134 Funny Motorcycle Quotes, Memes, & Sayings to Brighten Your Day.

I have spent years collecting funny motorcycle quotes which I send out to my mates each day to keep it fun. So I’m adding them all into this mega motorcycle quotes and meme list. Feel free to use them to make your own memes. Enjoy.

Motorcycle humor sayings

1. The only thing better than a Harley is two Harleys.

2. Riding a motorcycle doesn’t make you a bad person – just like going to church doesn’t make you a good person.

3. Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

4. Life is like a motorcycle ride. Sometimes it is high speed on the highways, and sometimes it is low speed on rural roads full of potholes. You have to complete it bumps and all.

5. Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

6. Straight roads never make skillful motorcycle riders.

7. No hour of life is wasted when it is spent on two wheels.

8. Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.

9. My biggest fear is when I die that my wife will sell my motorcycles for what I told her they cost.

10. You haven’t lived until you ride your Harley down the highway in an open-faced helmet with a big grin on your face and have a bug fly in your mouth.

11. Happiness isn’t just around the corner it is the corner.

12. Motorcycles, helping guys pick up chicks since the 1900s.

13. People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Alexei Sayle

14. You know you are a biker when you can recognize your friend’s bike by the sound it makes.

15. Motorcycles don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.

16. Guys on motorcycles are just cyclists too lazy to peddle.

17. Riding a motorcycle is exactly like riding a bicycle except you have power between your legs.

18. Put vibrations in your life, marry a motorcycle rider.

19. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery; Ride and live today

20. If you want to be happy for a day, drink. If you want to be happy for a year, marry. If you want to be happy for a lifetime, ride a motorcycle.

21. A motorcycle on the road is worth two in the shed.

22. I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of helmet hair. – Eric Bana.

23. Two wheels are better than one wheel. Unless the other one is in the air.

24. Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think and ride straight.

25. Bikers are the only ones who understand why dogs like the wind in their face.

26. When I’m riding my motorcycle, I’m glad to be alive. When I stop riding my motorcycle, I’m glad to be alive. – Neil Peart

27. Then she said why do you need more than one bike?

28. Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere and sometimes in the middle of nowhere you find yourself.

29. Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship… Catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to the track.

30. Sometimes you need a really crooked road to get your head straight.

31. I’d rather be a rider for a minute, than a spectator for a lifetime.

32. God didn’t create metal so that man could make paper clips – Harley Davidson

33. Keep your motorcycle in good working order: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.

34. Got good news! Just saved a bunch of money on my insurance by outrunning the cops. Perfect riding history.

35. Bikes are like wives, If it ain’t yours don’t touch.

36. A motorcycle shop is the only place riders like window shopping.

37. Bikers aren’t mean! We just have a low tolerance for stupid people in cars.

38. You might be a biker if you recognize your friends by the sound of their pipes. The louder the better.

39. I don’t snore, I dream that I am a motorcycle.

40. Bikers are impossible to push around, for they stare death in the face on a daily basis

41. You are not a real motorcycle rider unless your ride in the rain, hail, or shine.

42. A hobby is when you buy a new motorcycle. Passion is when you keep the old one running.

43. Learn to fix your motorcycle, it will save you thousands.

44. It wasn’t until I went to college and I got my first motorcycle that I understood the thrill of speed. – Vin Diesel

45. If you don’t ride in the rain, you are not a real man.

46. I looked up my symptoms. I need to go for a ride

47. Motorcycle is like my wife. Very temperamental and showing signs of age. But stays by my side during the twists and long streights of life.

48. Keep your bike high and your head higher.

49. If you scrape your knees going around a corner you are doing it right.

50. Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a motorcycle that will bring you happiness.

51. Stress Yeh it’s back there.

52. I don’t ride a bike to add days to my life. I ride a bike to add life to my days.

53. On a motorcycle no one ever asks, are we there yet?

54. No hour is wasted when spent on two wheels.

55. It does not matter how slow you ride as long as you do not stop.

56. Stop trying to fit in when you were born to stand out.

57. The secret of life? Just enjoy the ride.

58. Straights are for fast bikes, and turns are for fast riders.

59. Corners for some motorcycle riders is a time to slow down, for others it’s just a reason to get closer to the pavement.

60. When life takes a curve, lean into it.

61. My wife told me to choose her or the motorcycle. I really do miss her sometimes.

62. Motorcycles are like women, they are dangerous but we need them in our lives.

63. I’m that crazy bike chick that everyone warned you about

64. Life is not about waiting for the rain to pass, it’s about learning to ride in the rain.

65. Only motorcycle riders know why a dog sticks their head out the window.

66. Life is like riding motorcycles. Once you stop you fall down.

67. There are two kinds of riders: Those who have crashed and those who will.

68. The older I get, the faster I was. There are old bikers and there are bold bikers, but there are no old, bold bikers.”
― Evel Knievel

69. Girls who ride motorcycles are the best type of girls. – Harley Davidson

70. If I am riding, I am happy.

71. Make noise with your Harley Davidson bike and work in silence to achieve it.

72. Motorcyclist – A person willing to take a container of flammable liquid, place it on top of a hot engine, and then sit on top of it all.

Motorcycle quotes for couples

• “Love is the feeling you get when you like something as much as your motorcycle.” Hunter S. Thompson
• “Then she said why do you need more than one motorcycle?”
• “If you want to live a happy life, don’t teach your wife how to ride a motorcycle.” Junaid Jamshed
• “A motorcycle ride melts away the frustration of life in less than a mile.” Armand Ensanian
• “The bike and the rider sail through the air.” Danny Parr
• “Bikes are like wives; if it ain’t yours don’t touch.”
• “Two of the most important things to me; my wife & my bike”
• “The only thing better than a street bike is a woman riding one.” Anonymous
• “Husband and wife, riding partners for life.” Anonymous
• “My man is the hottest biker I know.” Anonymous
• “It’s not what I have in my life but who I have in my life that counts.” Anonymous
• Couples that ride together stay together.

Motorcycle quotes about life and death

• “The brave don’t live forever, the cautious don’t live at all.”
• “When life is complex, I ride.”
• “Some call it an adventure, we call it life.”
• “Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.”
• “You only have one life to ride.” Wild Triumph
• No road is too long as long as you have good riding companions.
• 4 wheels move the body 2 wheels move the soul.

Happy birthday quotes for motorcycle riders

• Happy birthday, biker! Old enough yet to start parking in the handicapped spots?
• Like an old bike, you only get better with age. Happy birthday!
• They say life is tough, but it’s a hell of a lot easier on a bike. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday! If you party like you ride, make sure to wear a helmet.
• Slow down! Age isn’t a race old man. Happy birthday.
• You’re the coolest old guy I know. You must pick up a TON of chicks at the nursing home with that bike. Happy birthday!
• Once every generation, the world’s best rider is born. That rider would like to wish you a happy birthday!
• Not every biker rides a Harley, only the best ones. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday! Stay wild, never let them tame you.
• Life may begin at 40, but it doesn’t get real interesting until you’re over 100 on the highway. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday biker! Heard you were saving your birthday checks for a new bike. Only 200 more birthdays to go!
• Remember you’re only young once, but you can be immature forever. Happy birthday.
• Happy birthday! You’re only as old as you feel riding a motorcycle.
• Happy birthday biker! I called your boss and he said you can take the day off to go riding.
• You’re not old. You’re a classic. Happy birthday!
• Wow, what a HOG! Heavyset old geezer – happy birthday!
• Happy birthday! Want to go riding this afternoon? We can wait until after your nap.
• Happy birthday biker, you sexy thing!
•  How do you know you’re getting old? Your bike doesn’t sound loud anymore. Happy birthday!
• Life is a journey. What a crazy ride it’s been. Happy birthday!

Badass biker quotes

• Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Motorbike rider: Because I let you!
• The next time your neighbors tell you that your bike is too loud, organize a bike rally at your house.
• I’m that crazy biker chick everybody warned you about.
• Some do drugs, others pop bottles, and we solve our problems with wide-open throttles.
• Sometimes I look back on my life and I’m seriously Impressed I am still alive.
• Never underestimate a woman who rides a Harley Davidson.
• My bike is more demanding than my lover, she wants me to ride her every day.
• It’s not a gang. It’s a loose association of rugged outdoorsmen who like vibrations between their legs.
• Sometimes your Knight in your shiny armor turns out to be a biker in dirty leathers.
• Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
• Each motorbike comes with two wheels, a seat, and two giant balls attached.
• If you can still hear your fear, drop down a gear.
• Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
• Everything looks better from the inside of a motorcycle helmet.
• I’d rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle.

Check out our Youtube video on funny motorcycle jokes.

Lady biker quotes

• The is a word for a woman that rides a motorcycle. A Keeper.
• Note to self: Never ride a motorcycle in stilettos and a miniskirt. – Maggie Grace
• Look like a beauty, ride like a beast.
• I know I ride like a girl, so try and keep up.
• I’m that crazy bike chick that everyone warned you about.
• If you think I’m cute now, wait until you see me on my motorcycle.
• Like an old motorcycle, you only get better with age.
• The only thing better than a biker chick is – Absolutely Nothing.